Shvo Ups the Ante: Offers $10k for New Tagline


Friday, May 25, 2007, by Joshua

2007_5_letsshvo.jpgLet it never be said that Michael Shvo is not a man of the people. This morning, we ran a leaked email in which SHVO employees were offered a $1000 reward for coming up with a new tagline that captured the essence of SHVO. Upon learning of the leak, Shvo deftly captured his own essence by deciding to alter the contest rules to 1) include you, the Curbed reader, and 2) increase the reward.

Here's how it's going to work: You email us a new SHVO tagline to replace the existing "Exclusive Sales & Marketing" by Friday June 1, 2007. On that date, we'll pass along the entries to team SHVO. (In the case of duplicate entries, we'll only send the first to land in our inbox.) If SHVO adopts your entry as the new tagline, you will win $10,000. A word of caution: The comments to this thread are open and primed for your insight. However, we will not accept entries left solely in the comments. If you would like to leave your new tagline in the comments, please email us first and then comment. We wouldn't want to see your sparkling idea appropriated.

The lines are now open. Have at it. And remember, the SHVO brand belongs to each one of us.
· Can You Capture the Essence of Shvo? [Curbed]


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Comments (70 extant)

1.

Why Shvo when you can Dolly?

By Curbed at May 25, 2007 12:49 PM

2.

Shvo to Hell

By I heart at May 25, 2007 1:03 PM

3.

there's no business like SHVO business

sorry, i couldn't resist.

By mg at May 25, 2007 1:07 PM

4.

Shvo your home.

By Vanessa @TRD at May 25, 2007 1:10 PM

5.

Shvo it up your ass.

By Love this guy at May 25, 2007 1:16 PM

6.

shvo shvo shvo your boat...

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:30 PM

7.

shvo, "sure they're boxy but their safe"

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:32 PM

8.

Shvo 'Nuff!

By arseface at May 25, 2007 1:37 PM

9.


Shvo Blow

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:45 PM

10.


Swing Shvo

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:46 PM

11.


Shvo me the money!

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:47 PM

12.

shvo money, mo' problems.

By bob at May 25, 2007 1:47 PM

13.


shvo boat to the bottom

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:51 PM

14.


your one and shvo-nly

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 1:52 PM

15.

god, i'm a douche.

By me at May 25, 2007 1:52 PM

16.

Raise your hand! Raise your hand if your Shvo!

By punt at May 25, 2007 1:52 PM

17.

Oh the market out there is frightful
but our listings are so delightful
and since they've no place to show
let it shvo, let it shvo, let it shvo...

By mingus at May 25, 2007 2:07 PM

18.

Hi, my name Shvorat, I from Shvozakstan. You want buy my condos? Is niiiice......

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 2:08 PM

19.

Shvoe this in your ass!

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By Son-God at May 16, 2007 3:19 PM

By Son-God at May 25, 2007 2:21 PM

20.

Schvo is such a putz. Why on earth does the media give this schmuck so much attention?

By Nom de Guerre at May 25, 2007 2:24 PM

21.

Thank Gawd he's changing some of it. That Let's Shvo is mad ghey and extremely korney. He should lose that too.

I actually have a good one from him but he would have to give me more then 10g's to get it from me. You can always use my fingers as well Mr. Shvo.

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By Son-God at May 25, 2007 2:33 PM

22.

the key thing here is "if" shvo uses the tagline.
there has to be a prize for the best not the "if". Shvo will just use this as PR and not chose one. He is way way too cheap to pay 10K for a tagline.

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 2:36 PM

23.

Who came up with 'let's shvo'

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 2:37 PM

24.

I dunno but it's mad korney.

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By Son-God at May 25, 2007 2:42 PM

25.

bell biv shvo

By take it gratis at May 25, 2007 2:48 PM

26.

bell biv shvo....POISON!

By edna at May 25, 2007 3:03 PM

27.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 8th wonder of the world
SHV to the izz-O
Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in NYC

By HOVA at May 25, 2007 3:15 PM

28.

Go Shvo Yourself!

By BB at May 25, 2007 3:22 PM

29.

are you shvoking?

rudy.sellsius°

By rudy at May 25, 2007 3:35 PM

30.

Shvo Fo Sho

By Adrian at May 25, 2007 4:16 PM

31.

Don't touch my Shvonkey!

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 5:51 PM

32.

Let's shvill.

By don at May 25, 2007 6:58 PM

33.

I like to take it in the SHVO

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 8:14 PM

34.

Michael's a SHMO !

By Anonymous at May 25, 2007 8:57 PM

35.

I want to Shvo Up!

By Anonymous at May 26, 2007 3:30 PM

36.

Shvoget about it

By mike at May 26, 2007 5:41 PM

37.

Shvo is a mo and likes to go down low.

By lonny at May 26, 2007 5:43 PM

38.

Let me shvocase your property.

Just give us the keys and we will shvo it to the world.

Give me an exclusive or shvo it up your ass.

I am Shvo.

Shvo no evil

By lenny at May 26, 2007 5:50 PM

39.

so far, none of these is worth $10K, lol, with the exception of son-god, who has elevated backslashes and foreslashes into an art form.

By bill at May 26, 2007 11:18 PM

40.

Shvo and tell.

By jf.sellsius at May 27, 2007 9:01 AM

41.

shvmuck.

By bong boy at May 27, 2007 7:47 PM

42.

You people suck at the middle finger thing, this is how you do it!

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By Steve at May 28, 2007 5:11 PM

43.

Nice job Steve! lol

By Nick at May 28, 2007 5:13 PM

44.

She's a ho ... fo' shvo

or

Grower no a shvoer

By Anonymous at May 29, 2007 8:19 AM

45.

She's a ho ... fo' shvo

or

Grower not a shvoer

By Anonymous at May 29, 2007 8:20 AM

46.

Shvo: We can't pay our bills, so we won't expect you to pay yours!

By Someone ay Nylon at May 29, 2007 11:38 AM

47.

Shvo it in my english basement.

By anon at May 30, 2007 9:53 AM

48.

SHV-Dolly

By D-Nice at May 30, 2007 2:19 PM

49.

Shvo me what you got!

By Deyanira at May 30, 2007 2:58 PM

50.

Sssshvoking Hot!!!

By Deyanira at May 30, 2007 3:03 PM

51.

Schvo me the money!!!!

By Anonymous at May 30, 2007 4:27 PM

52.

hey #31 wins - you go!

By path perfect at May 30, 2007 4:50 PM

53.

SHVO
because Mikey likes it.

By linous at May 31, 2007 12:33 AM

54.

hey ho, let's shvo!

By ratman at May 31, 2007 8:28 AM

55.

Shvoke it if you've got it.

By milo90 at May 31, 2007 1:57 PM

56.

SHVO me the way to go HOME!

By Ted at May 31, 2007 9:45 PM

57.

SHVO, show of the century!

By seven at June 1, 2007 10:54 AM

58.

Shvo,Dolly and Curly

By jubal at June 1, 2007 11:26 AM

59.

take a Shvo, wipe your Michael

By jagat at June 1, 2007 11:28 AM

60.

shvo me your nuts.

By k at June 1, 2007 11:29 AM

61.

Shve, Shvi, Shvo, Shvum

By Jeddi at June 1, 2007 11:33 AM

62.

take this condo and SHVO it

By jessie at June 1, 2007 11:35 AM

63.

SHVOppavesence

By jman at June 1, 2007 11:40 AM

64.

"The unSHVOla"

By jjuice at June 1, 2007 11:44 AM

65.

"A Little SHVO'll Do Ya"

By jingles at June 1, 2007 11:47 AM

66.

"SHVOvergnügen"

By jumpy at June 1, 2007 11:49 AM

67.

Shvo, Shvo, Shvo, it's off to work I go...

By KG at June 1, 2007 11:52 AM

68.

shvo, shvo good!

By nrr at June 1, 2007 2:43 PM

69.

Shvo us the money we'll Shvo you Da' Shit

By BB1 at June 2, 2007 1:31 AM

70.

did this fuck ever pick one ? such a cheap fuck

By anti shvo at August 16, 2007 9:45 PM




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