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Rebel Wilson Is Selling Her House on Instagram

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Most celebrities know Instagram is only for crypto (Metaverse Material Girl) and starting a wellness brand (did you know Priyanka Chopra Jonas has a hair-care line at CVS?). But Rebel Wilson, star of the Pitch Perfect franchise, is using it to sell her $9 million Sydney Harbour home.

In a novella-length caption, Wilson, in a tone of resignation, writes, “Yes, as has been reported, I am selling my gorgeous Sydney home on the beautiful Sydney Harbour.” Is she upset that the story was broken by the Sydney Morning Herald? Was she intending to announce the sale herself? Is she upset that she’s selling it at all? There is deep sadness in the prose.

She is letting the “special” home go because of her overseas work schedule. In lieu of an open house, Rebel “put up some pics for people who like looking” — and, maybe, like buying $9 million homes on Sydney Harbour that feature elevators with “views as you go up and down.”

“If you’re a serious buyer in Sydney in the 9 million plus range then contact Peter Gordon at CobdenHayson Balmain,” she writes. No link, no tag for Peter Gordon — nothing. If you’re a motivated buyer, you must motivate yourself to Google Peter Gordon. Rebel Wilson will not help you.

Rebel Wilson Is Selling Her House on Instagram