What the Critics Said About Milan Fashion Week, and What They Really MeantC’est chic!Photo: imaxtreeHere’s what you probably understand about the Milan collections so far: Prada’s black lace was fabulous, Jil Sander showed some really fierce coats, and the Gucci collection was “bohemian.” Now, we’d say the Gucci line was more caveman chic than anything else, but we suppose that’s why we don’t write fashion reviews for the big papers. But sometimes isn’t “caveman chic” just the simple, fun way to sum up some high-minded reviewer’s purple prose?
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Sasha’s Getting Healthy, Renting Russian-Mobster Flicks>As promised, the status of Sasha Pivovarova, who’s been all but absent from the catwalks this season, is in. An IMG rep explains, “Sasha was under the weather this season and thus unable to go to the shows so far. She is sorry she missed them, but decided to rest up and is already looking forward to next season.”