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Realtor Diaries

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    The Jersey City Realtor Who Wishes There Were More Condos“We currently have nothing for people to buy, whatsoever. But there’s plenty more room to develop.”
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    The Kauai Realtor Who’s Hearing a Lot of Rumors About Mark Zuckerberg“Someone told me she heard he was almost eaten by a shark.”
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    The San Jose Realtor Whose Clients Would Rather Be in Palo Alto“Even my most wealthy and successful clients can’t touch that market.”
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    The Montana Broker Whose Listings Suddenly Won’t Sell“This time last year, we had people sending personal assistants to come look at homes for them and then offering all cash. Now, crickets.”
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    The Austin Broker With a Robust Country-Club Client Base“A colleague sends me some stats from the Census Bureau saying that Austin’s population is increasing by 146 people every day. Wowza!”
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    The Hamptons Broker Whose Clients Think $60,000 a Month is a Great Deal“My colleague has this funny line that I thought was fitting here: ‘This is the Hamptons, honey. We can disappoint you at any price point.’”
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    The Manhattan Commercial Real-Estate Broker Blasting Eminem to Stay Motivated“There is 95 million square feet of vacant office space in midtown and downtown Manhattan right now. I don’t get stressed though. I get ambitious.”
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    The Sandpoint, Idaho, Realtor Whose Clients Want Less Government in Their LivesOn selling to hunters, second-home seekers, and the occasional prepper.
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    The Worcester Realtor Who Thinks the City Is Getting Sexy“Downtown Worcester used to be a little sketchy and a little unsafe — not wicked dangerous or anything. Just zero vibe.”
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    The Montecito Realtor Who Doesn’t Care About Meghan and Harry“Even if the area did reek of bird shit, it wouldn’t make any difference to sales. Not in this market.”
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    The Portland Realtor Dealing With ‘City Money’ and Only 6 Houses on the Market“People are paying top top dollar for anything with a glimpse of the ocean, even if it’s a shit box.”
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    The Tampa Realtor Who Gets Hundreds of Texts a DayI screen a call from a seller I got a bad vibe from a few months ago. When I went to see his condo, his maintenance man whispered to me, “Be careful.”
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    There Are Barely Any Houses Left in Palm Beach“I sold $300 million in the past six months. That’s a lot of real estate for one person to sell in six months.”
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    Inside the Freak-out Housing Market of Upstate New York“It just felt like drinking from a fire hose most days.”